Saturday, September 8, 2012

Words Count

In my ghosting around the triple-w, the worldwide web, I've noticed real writers on their real blogs sometimes display a sidebar daily word counter, to show themselves as well as interested others how they're doing, daily word-count-wise.

I've been wondering how mine would look. One day's worth. So here's a sampling of my writing word counts. Friday's. Because I'm not free time-wise to fulltime work on my many projects I'd be only too happy to work fulltime on, I'm counting in the wide range of writing opportunities Friday presented me: jottings, notings, emails at work, and the grocery list.

Friday morn dream notes: 56 words.

Editing Last Joe, Chapter 7, during breakfast: 116 excised; 48 grafted in; -68 words. Um. Yeah.

Day-job emails: 616 words.

Roughing-out this blog, Friday night: 109 words.

Friday night's grocery list for Saturday morn: 42, including pictograms.

Pictograms? Aye. Instead of, say, Hot Sauce Herring in the 100 gram tin, I'll scribble HOT, and sketch a fish. Pictograms are great. Pictograms and words, together, are like a full-brain wow. Left and right brains handshaking across the corpus callosum. I'm a firm believer even the humble grocery list can, perhaps should, become a full-brain exercise. For warding off urban zombie-ism.

But back to the topic. I wasn't surprised most of my Friday's writing wasn't spent on the make-believe worlds inside my head. I only wish I was thinking about Last Joe, or anything, other than those work emails totaling 616 words, late Friday night.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Cascade Creature...What Cascade creature?



Y'know, I'm going to leave that Cascade creature dead link...dead. The original You-Tube poster unposted the vid, for whatever reason, the reason I'll have a moment's fun here imagining...

Perhaps a visit from Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, thoroughly amiable and disarmingly nice men in black. The You-Tuber would've forgotten their visit, of course...

Or maybe a visit from someone forgettable for ten-thousand green-back reasons, a non-descript nobody, and presenting hush-money from the engineered plastics industry, maybe, could be, why not possibly be, eh?

I'm just tossin' maybes about, it's how I make my own fun where I can.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Cascade Creature



Too too fascinating not to share this...and from work.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Ol' king crab, sovereign o'his livetank. Barnacles waving on his crusted carapace. Regal. Aloof. C19.99 per pound.
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"Sign your name across my heart" - Terrence Trent Darby's croonin' overhead. See beardguy in black beret, looking French.
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John Irving's on cover of Zoomer magazine. Zoomers, anyone who remembers 3-Mile Island. Also spotted Hunger Games trilogy onSale
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Licorice babies. Jumbo ju-jube sours. Assorted big bubble bubble-gum. Like bulk jewels.
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