Saturday, January 9, 2010

NewsFlash: Vancouver City Cleans Streets!














Cityworks street-cleaning signs inexplicably appeared overnight north and west of Marpole's working-class apartments district, renewing residents' fears for their cherished wetlands.


Described as 'historic and overlooked' in the Every Commuter's Guide to Shortcuts, the district's tree-lined streets every Fall become picturesque leaf-clogged streets, as Vancouver City chooses to allow Nature her annual winter reclaiming of the district's gutters, storm sewers, and street corners for wetland habitat.

Winnie Church-Hill, spokeswoman for the Marpole Wetlands Protection Society, returning from a recon north and west, and plainly agitated, reported, "They blocked my GPS, I'm sure of it. Security drill, probably. In advance of their Post-2009-Winter-HooHah-We'll-Pay-'n-Pay-For. But it was north and west. All of it done. Just like that."

Calming some after a cup of tea, Ms. Church-Hill added, "The City ignores Marpole every winter. Residents have come to expect that, and enjoy the solitude. Call it an Understanding. It was looking like the City's Post-2009-Winter-HooHah-We'll-Pay-'n-Pay-For would just pass us by. Spring would arrive, the overwintering ducks and geese go, and it would all be over. Now where are the ducks going to go, I ask you?"

Every Commuter's Guide to Shortcuts describes the tree-lined, and cleaned, shortcuts north and west as 'famous in cinema and teevee for its mansions and pricey hovels'.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

MuddleMinded



Mind's a muddle.

It's a New Year.

New Start.

All of That.

Resolutions...Got those.

Don't want to list them, not just now.
Don't want to think more about 'em either, not yet.

Thinking on them, here and now, feels likely only to stop me actually doing things, as I am.
I'm writing, y'see. This, then that, then the next.
Little projects. Little warm-ups. Feels great. Don't want it to stop.
Know it has to, soon enough: work...Monday.
Only...feeling this muddle-headed, I'm just concerned I'll forget something important. Yeah, well, yeah, suppose I could just note it somewhere.